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Thursday, July 07, 2005

The One-Stop-Centre

Welcome to the One-Stop-Centre
It has almost everything you might need
When you feel the need to surf, instantly it becomes a cybercafe
With broadband, the world is at your fingertips
Not forgetting superb printing services
All the paper and ink you need
Other stationaries available (eg: puncher and stapler)
Feeling thirsty? No worries
In a moment, it becomes a drink joint
Also, food is easily accessible
You will never go hungry
Feeling tired and sleepy
The facility provides adequate rest areas
You are sure to get all the peace and quiet you need
Need music?
This is the right stop
With 40 gigs of songs, you will never go bored
Need a change of clothes?
Well, the limited variety we have should be sufficient for your style
Feeling emotionally burdened and need to unload
An eager ear will always be ready to listen to your needs
Befrienders is at your service
Need transport? you bet we have it
With just a phonecall or an sms a way
You get to travel as far as the petrol holds
What more do you need?
Our services is 24 hours a day
7 days a week
and 365.25 days a year
At any time if the day, you can always get what you want
Is there anything you need?
Write in and maybe we could work out a solution for all your needs
While you are here, hope you enjoy your stay
And may it be a pleasant one
Cheerio

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